Pre-election: Failing New York Times.
Post-Election: The New York Times is a great, great American Jewel.

Pre-election: I’m going to build a big, beautiful wall.
Post-Election: The wall was just a metaphor.

Pre-election: Crooked Hillary Clinton will be in jail.
Post-Election: I don’t want to hurt the Clintons.

Pre-election: Barack Obama is a Kenyan Muslim. Created ISIS. Worst president ever.
Post-Election: I really like him a lot.

Today is November 29th, 2016.
This is not normal.